"Much better. It's just the money... that must've cost a fortune, right?"
"Don't worry about it, Dad. We have enough."
My father sighed.
"Where's Brad? He didn't come with you?"
"He's swamped at the firm."
"Oh. Busy is good." He hesitated. "Gay, is Brad... treating you well?"
"He's great. Why do you ask?"
"It's nothing. Just... a couple days ago, when I was still in and out of it, I thought I heard you on the phone. Something about an IOU and interest payments."
A sharp ache bloomed behind my ribs.
"You misheard, Dad. It was a work thing."
"Good. If anyone's giving you a hard time, don't bottle it up. Your old man might not have much, but this family doesn't owe anybody anything."
I wrapped my fingers around his hand, careful of the IV bruises.
"I know. I don't owe him a thing."
I didn't just not owe him.
I was going to make him pay back every last cent—with interest.
Back home, I opened my laptop.
And I started building spreadsheets.
I was an excellent data analyst.
My specialty was taking tangled, chaotic data and turning it into clean, undeniable visualizations.
I was about to create the most flawless presentation of my life.
Part One: The Point System and Penalty Breakdown.
Part Two: Fund Transfers and Irregular Expenditures.
Part Three: The Pink Penalty Slips and a "Special Relationship."
I was meticulous.
Every single transaction was backed by original screenshots and bank statement reference numbers.
Every single penalty slip corresponded to a transfer Brad had made to Mary.
Take the one that read "Penalty: one Chanel handbag."
Three days later, $5,800 left the household fund account. Recipient: the Chanel boutique at Grandview Plaza.
Or the one that read "Penalty: accompany me to the movies this weekend and pay for everything."
That same weekend, $3,800 left the account. Recipient: a five-star resort in the Bahamas.
Every line item was organized. Every piece of evidence was airtight.
I named the presentation: Brad Mason's Three-Year Marriage Performance Review.
Save.
Encrypt.
For the next two weeks, I played the role of model employee.
I woke up on time. I folded the towels according to regulation.
I wiped down the kitchen counters until they were spotless after every dish.
On the fifteenth, I even went out of my way to transfer the interest payment on that hundred-thousand-dollar loan directly into his personal account.
Every last dollar.
He checked the deposit and gave a satisfied nod.
"Gay, your performance this month has been impressive. Your score went up fifteen points. Keep it up."
"Okay," I said. Obedient.
"Next Saturday night, the firm is hosting a gala at The Continental Hotel. It's mainly to announce my promotion to Senior Partner."
He said this while adjusting his tie.
"Spouses are expected to attend. Get yourself something appropriate to wear. Don't embarrass me."
"Okay."
"Also—" He paused. "Mary will be there."
My hand stilled on the coffee mug.
"Why is she going?"
"She's my mentee. With my promotion, she's getting brought on full-time. Everyone's celebrating together."
He looked at me.
"Don't give me that look. In public, you need to act like you understand how things work. Show some grace—like a Senior Partner's wife should. If you make a scene, that's a hundred points off."
A hundred points.
A thousand dollars in penalties.
I smiled.
"Don't worry. I'll make sure you look absolutely incredible."
Saturday night.
The Continental Hotel ballroom.
I wore a black silk gown, my hair swept up without a single strand out of place.
In my hand, a silver clutch.
Inside the clutch, a flash drive.
Brad was in a custom-tailored suit tonight, radiating triumph.
