The entire assembly went dead silent.
William stood frozen for three seconds. Then he laughed.
"Do you think we're toddlers?"
Delia's confidence surged back in an instant. "Exactly! That ID badge is obviously a fake!"
William sneered, looking me up and down. "Deputy Director of the City Board of Education? How old are you, even? You're clearly some teenager. Who are you trying to fool?"
Delia leaned in close to examine my badge, clicking her tongue and shaking her head. "The counterfeiting technology these days is really something. Almost looks real! If I hadn't seen the genuine article, you might've actually had me fooled!"
William shouted toward the crowd below the stage. "Academic Affairs! Look up which class this 'Judy Fox' belongs to!"
The head of Academic Affairs pulled out the student roster and flipped through it. He looked up. "Principal, I've checked. There's no one by that name."
Delia jabbed a finger at my face, her voice shrill enough to cut glass.
"I knew it! You're some delinquent who snuck in from off campus!"
She was on a roll now, her voice climbing higher with every word.
"Probably from one of those vocational schools nearby! Sneaking into our academy to seduce boys! I've seen plenty of street trash like you!"
The students below began to stir. Some whispered to each other. Some craned their necks to get a better look at me. A few furrowed their brows.
But Delia didn't care.
She was practically vibrating with excitement. "Look at her! All dressed up like she's somebody, but she's nothing but a thug! Forging credentials, infiltrating a top academy, targeting our best students!"
She spun toward the crowd and screamed, "Security! Where the hell is security? Get up here and restrain this little delinquent!"
The head of security jogged up the stage steps with two guards in tow. All three stood beside me, but none of them made a move.
Probably because they'd watched me kick Delia to the ground a minute ago and weren't feeling particularly brave.
Delia sidled up to William, her voice deliberately loud enough for the microphone to catch.
"Principal, this street rat forged government credentials and snuck into our school to seduce our Ivy League candidates! Call the police! We have to call the police! She belongs in juvenile detention!"
William nodded, squaring his shoulders with a look of righteous authority as he pointed at me. "Who are you, really? Tell the truth right now, or I'm calling the police!"
I looked at him calmly and spoke every word with perfect clarity. "I already told you. I'm the Deputy Director of the City Board of Education."
Delia let out a scornful laugh. "Still keeping up the act? You're what, seventeen? Eighteen? How could you possibly be a Deputy Director? Take a look at yourself. Do you look like an adult to you?"
William joined in with a cold smirk, giving me another head-to-toe once-over. "She's right. What kind of Deputy Director shows up at a school alone? No driver. No staff. No entourage. Who do you think you're fooling?"
Delia piled on. "Call the police! We have to call the police! This little delinquent is a cancer on society. She needs to be locked up and taught a lesson!"
William pulled out his phone and, in front of all two thousand students, dialed 911.
"Hello, 911? This is William Whitney, principal of Evergreen Academy. We've apprehended an individual on campus who forged a Board of Education credential and infiltrated our school to seduce male students. She's severely disrupting our academic operations. Yes, please send officers immediately!"
He hung up, crossed his arms over his chest, and stared at me with naked satisfaction.
Delia planted her hands on her hips, chin tilted high.
"Just you wait. When the officers get here, you'll be singing a different tune! Forging a government official's credentials? That's enough to put you away for a long time!"
She turned to the crowd, addressing all two thousand students like a prosecutor delivering closing arguments. "Everyone, take a good look! This is what happens when you try to seduce our top students! Let this be a lesson to anyone else with ideas like that!"
I stood on that stage, the corner of my mouth curled upward, and said nothing.
My silence only made Delia angrier. She stormed up to me, getting right in my face. "You're still smiling? Let's see if you're still smiling after they drag you to the station!"
William stepped closer too, his voice dripping with menace. "Forging a government official's credentials carries a minimum sentence of two to three years. Little girl, your life is over."
I looked at him, dripping with sarcasm. "Oh no, I'm so scared!"
But Delia actually thought I was afraid. Her voice pitched even higher. "What's the matter? Scared now? Too late for that! You were so tough a minute ago, weren't you? Finally realized you're in over your head?"
I nodded. "Sure. Let's wait and see."
Sirens wailed in the distance.
Delia practically jumped with excitement, jabbing her finger toward the school gates as she screamed at me.
"Hear that? The police are here! You're done!"
William straightened his tie, squared his shoulders, and prepared to greet the officers.
A black sedan and three police cruisers rolled through the gates.
Delia pointed at the approaching vehicles and shrieked in my face. "See that? They're all here for you!"
I folded my arms across my chest. The smile on my face never wavered.
The man who stepped out of the black sedan was Bertram Chavez, Director of the City Board of Education.
His expression was thunderous, a storm of barely contained fury rolling off him in waves. Behind him trailed a squad of officers from the city precinct.
Delia pointed at me and screamed at the approaching officers.
"Officers! It's her! This little punk from off the street! She forged a Board of Education ID and snuck into our school to seduce my son! Arrest her!"
Director Chavez didn't even glance at her. He walked straight up to the stage.
He stopped in front of me, looked me over once, and only after confirming I was unharmed did he speak.
"Deputy Director Fox, are you alright? The moment I got that phone call, I knew something had gone wrong."
The entire campus went dead silent.
Delia's finger froze in midair, still pointed at me.
"What did you just call her?!"
